Legs, sets & Why I Yell at my TV
First time watching darts? Do ‘Legs’ & ‘sets’ sound like gym class? 3 times treble 20 equals crowd chaos. Missing doubles are truely adult tears. Pro tip, it’s basically drunk math with sharp objects.
Darts, the game where you throw pointy things at a circle and hope math doesn’t betray you. From 501 (race to zero, but finish on a double!) to Cricket (close numbers like a farmer on caffeine), it’s all about precision and the occasional “Oops, I meant to do that!”
First time watching darts? Do ‘Legs’ & ‘sets’ sound like gym class? 3 times treble 20 equals crowd chaos. Missing doubles are truely adult tears. Pro tip, it’s basically drunk math with sharp objects.
The Game of 9, where darts dreams go to die (temporarily). Nine darts. One number. Zero dignity. Prepare for the most humbling and effective practice of your life. Spoiler, the bullseye will break your heart.
Anaïs’ first dart soared past the board… straight into a banana! ‘Fruit basket bonus!’ she declared. Our soft-tip journey began with laughter, broken tips and physics-defying throws.
One bullseye, five broken friendships and the most spectacular self-own in darts history. Killer Darts, where alliances last one throw & the real enemy is yourself. Check, over and out!
Around the clock: where number seven becomes your personal Bermuda Triangle and every bullseye is accidental. Turns out watching PDC highlights doesn’t make you Luke Littler. Still stuck on 3.
Bob’s 27: the drill that exposes your doubles like a bad karaoke performance. Starts with hope, ends with negative scores. But stick with it – even your worst double can’t hide forever.
Darts + drinks = Michael forgetting basic math while aiming like a drunk pirate. Triple 20? More like ‘floor shot, take a drink!’ Pro tip: Hydrate (a bit) before your dignity bounces out.
Tried Cricket darts with Michael – it’s like chess with beer and sharp objects. Closed the 20s, missed the bullseye 12 times. Turns out ‘strategic’ just means ‘good at failing creatively’.
Hit my first 180… then realized I had 181 left. Celebrated like a champ before Michael deadpanned ‘Busted.’ Turns out math matters more than glory in 501. Still counts as a win in my heart!
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